![]() ![]() And if you see any long tunnels, stay away from the light!' - Donkey, thinking the worst is about to happen to his friend.Ģ1. 'What are you doing in my swamp?' - Shrek, upon having his privacy enormously invaded.Ģ0. 'Really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding?' - Lord Farquaad, with his usual heartless approach to priorities.ġ9. Shrek's ugly 24/7.' - Donkey, attempting to cheer up Princess Fiona.ġ8. ![]() well, maybe you do, but that's why we gotta stick together.' - Donkey abruptly remembers who he's talking to.ġ7. 'You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak. 'I mean, white sparkly teeth! I know you probably hear this all the time from your food, but you must bleach or something 'cause that's one dazzling smile you got there! And do I detect a hint of minty freshness? '- Donkey, both terrified of and still trying to distract the dragon.ġ6. Look at my eye twitching.' - Donkey, struggling to keep so many secrets.ġ5. 'Before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man.' - Lord Farquaad, sarcastically torturing an unfortunate sweet treat.ġ4. I'm a real boy.' - Pinocchio, objecting in the extreme to being objectified.ġ3. ![]() Oh, sure, I mean of course you're a girl dragon! You're just reeking of feminine beauty.' - Donkey, hoping that shameless flattery will save him from the dragon's fire.ġ2. Man, this would be so much easier if I wasn't color-blind!' - Donkey, realising he may not be the man (or equine) for this particular job.ġ1. up.' - Shrek, getting his priorities in order after entering the dragon's castle.ġ0. 'You gonna go fight a dragon and rescue a princess just so Farquaad 'll give you back your swamp, which you only don't have 'cos he filled it full of freaks in the first place, is that about right?' - Donkey, neatly summarising what's going on.ĩ. 'Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.' - Lord Farquaad, in a not-so-sterling display of compassionate leadership values.Ĩ. signed an eviction notice.' - Little Pig, sadly informing Shrek about how everyone was evicted by Lord Farquaad.ħ. We’ll stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I’m making waffles.' - Donkey, as always having a perhaps too positive perspective on things.Ħ. 'You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly.'- Donkey, delighted at being sprinkled with pixie dust.ĥ. 'Hey! I'm no one's messenger boy, all right? I'm a delivery boy.'- Shrek, on his preferred job titles.Ĥ. That is a nice boulder.' - Donkey, when lost for words but STILL unable to stop talking.ģ. 'Do you think maybe he's compensating for something?' - Shrek, on Lord Farquaad’s height (or lack thereof…)Ģ. Funny 'Shrek' Movie Quotes That You'll Loveġ. Relive the sneaky adult humour in amidst the delightful fairytale storybook characters with these great Shrek quotes that'll have you falling in love with the big, green ogre all over again. Who doesn't love Shrek? The first movie came out in 2001 and was an instant hit, spawning a much-loved franchise of movies and merchandise that is still beloved by kids and families of all ages even now. Anyone using the information provided by Kidadl does so at their own risk and we can not accept liability if things go wrong. Kidadl cannot accept liability for the execution of these ideas, and parental supervision is advised at all times, as safety is paramount. We recommend that these ideas are used as inspiration, that ideas are undertaken with appropriate adult supervision, and that each adult uses their own discretion and knowledge of their children to consider the safety and suitability. Our recommended activities are based on age but these are a guide. We recognise that not all activities and ideas are appropriate and suitable for all children and families or in all circumstances. ![]() Kidadl provides inspiration to entertain and educate your children. We will always aim to give you accurate information at the date of publication - however, information does change, so it’s important you do your own research, double-check and make the decision that is right for your family. We try our very best, but cannot guarantee perfection. We strive to recommend the very best things that are suggested by our community and are things we would do ourselves - our aim is to be the trusted friend to parents. At Kidadl we pride ourselves on offering families original ideas to make the most of time spent together at home or out and about, wherever you are in the world. ![]()
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